I was skeptical when I first heard about it, but hey... he's really there.
Of course, it could also be the Pope. You might want to call the Vatican to confirm the first recorded miracle. That helps qualifies him for sainthood, correct?
Of course, if it really is Dad, would that qualify him for sainthood? And what would he be the patron saint of? The possibilities...
I would pick him to be the patron saint of coffee stains. That way, if one was driving to work and spilled their low-fat double-caff macchiato on their Regis tie on their way to the big presentation, they could pray to St. Wyman for the stain to be removed.
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I was skeptical when I first heard about it, but hey... he's really there.
Of course, it could also be the Pope. You might want to call the Vatican to confirm the first recorded miracle. That helps qualifies him for sainthood, correct?
Of course, if it really is Dad, would that qualify him for sainthood? And what would he be the patron saint of? The possibilities...
I would pick him to be the patron saint of coffee stains. That way, if one was driving to work and spilled their low-fat double-caff macchiato on their Regis tie on their way to the big presentation, they could pray to St. Wyman for the stain to be removed.
And you would say, "no."
It is probably that I am too concrete...but I cannot see Pops Wyman in the orange spuds. Do I have to smoke anything first?
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